Inspired by Saurabh Jha:
Mr. Jones ate some bad guacamole
press on his belly, he shouts "holy moley!"
we did a CT
and what could it be?
then he went for a lap'r'scopic chole
Mrs. Smith was awoke from her nappy
her belly was feeling quite snappy
white count? twasn't high
a fever? tad shy…
but the CT, of course, showed an appy
there once was a man from Bologna
thought he had caught a touch of pneumonia
he seemed like whiner
and he got a d dimer
no PE; just some bad allodynia
Of course the cake goes to:
@MDaware @TirathPatelMD @Skepticscalpel @krchhabra In my previous life I was an "op note writer." I tried to write limericks
— Saurabh Jha (@RogueRad) December 30, 2015
Not exactly op notes, but some ED limericks I wrote:
Mr. Jones ate some bad guacamole
press on his belly, he shouts "holy moley!"
we did a CT
and what could it be?
then he went for a lap'r'scopic chole
Mrs. Smith was awoke from her nappy
her belly was feeling quite snappy
white count? twasn't high
a fever? tad shy…
but the CT, of course, showed an appy
there once was a man from Bologna
thought he had caught a touch of pneumonia
he seemed like whiner
and he got a d dimer
no PE; just some bad allodynia
Of course the cake goes to:
@MDaware @RogueRad @TirathPatelMD @Skepticscalpel @krchhabra I did triage notes in Haiku one night. Only one doc noticed
— Craig RN, CEN, CCRN (@CraigCCRNCEN) December 30, 2015
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